i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
He passed out mid-signature
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
