You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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