things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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