you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I think I sprained my soul last night
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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