You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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