I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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