Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
