Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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