So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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