Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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