is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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