how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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