Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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