In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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