its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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