that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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