idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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