and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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