no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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