I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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