hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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