I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
