Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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