Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I love you.
Bad choice
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