This is not my ceiling
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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