D3 body, D1 cock
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
