Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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