I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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