WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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