fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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