I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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