I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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