"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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