Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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