all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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