what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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