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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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