do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So much rum. So many feels.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
