Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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