Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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