literally had 100 drinks last night.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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