i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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