my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
