Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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