you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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