I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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