Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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