super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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