god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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