If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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