Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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