Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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