Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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