you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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