: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
