problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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