Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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