People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
barbara walters just said penis...
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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