I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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