Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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