My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
