If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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