I wanna bring you to show and tell
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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